Risky Business Club Membership
Access to our private club, RISKY BUSINESS, where vaccinated members can socialize face to face, share beer and shots and kombucha, play pool, chill on the cozy patio, and enjoy real human contact, as nature intended. Nobody will be allowed on premises or issued a membership without proof of vaccination.
Once you prove your vaccination status and are accepted as a member, you will receive a slick personal metal membership card. Cards are etched with their priority, ranging from "FIRST CARD", to "FIRST TEN CARDS", to "FIRST FIFTY CARDS", and so on. The earlier you join, the more privileges will come with your membership.
When we launched in March 2021, before any other bars were open, members were primarily medical staff, first responders, food service and other essential workers. We opened at their request, offering them a place to unwind while they kept civilization from collapsing. Now that vaccines are available to everyone, our members are an eclectic mix of folks, brought together by the desire to get past the pandemic and get on with their lives. We reserve the right to refuse or revoke any membership if we decide, at our sole discretion, that someone will harsh our vibe, and this keeps things pretty chill.
Your membership fee helps cover the cost of verifying your vaccination status and creating this unique oasis. And as we develop a second experience alongside RISKY BUSINESS, your membership will gain you access there as well, at no extra charge. All memberships are 50% OFF right NOW, and you can buy them for your friends, but the discount won't last forever!
Once you purchase your membership, come in any THURSDAY through SATURDAY 8pm to 2am, or any SUNDAY 2pm to 8pm, to show your PROOF OF VACCINATION and process your membership. You can enter the club and toast with a horn of mead that same night! Or if you are standing in front of the club right now, purchase your membership here and tell them your order number!
You might also want to order some Silent Disco Headphones with your membership!
Your membership comes with a subscription to The Desperate Times, our wretchedly wonderful weekly newsletter! Check it for specials, events, secret codes, and bad ideas!